Thursday, February 9, 2017

Confessions

I hate the movie A Christmas Story. I think it's stupid. Not stupid-funny, just plain stupid.

Sometimes during nap time when I should be getting things done I read Harry Potter instead.

Never been a huge fan of LuLaRoe, Jamberry, Scentsy, or Usborne Books. (Pretty sure I just offended 92% of all the women I've ever met).

I vacuum only rarely. My vacuum doesn't really work that well, and I'm too cheap/lazy to get a new one. So why vacuum? It accomplishes little.

I would really love to own a Kitchen-aid, but I hold off on asking for one for a big holiday present because I know I'll feel guilt-tripped into making homemade bread.

I think cats are disgusting.

I eat FiberOne granola bars just for the chocolate coating.

I still feel kind of confused every time I put gas in my car. Yeah. I'm 26.

I have a degree in English. I dislike Charles Dickens books. I mean, the ones I've read. Haven't read that many.

I buy Wal-mart generic brand of diapers for my baby.

Sometimes I go on extra grocery shopping trips just for something to do.

I drink Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke but I judge people who drink Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is Satan's soda. Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke are delicious.

When someone gets on the treadmill next to me at the gym I trash talk them in my head. It makes me run farther when I feel like we're competing.

The movies Finding Dory and Tarzan make me cry uncontrollably.

I actually kind of like Clay Matthews' hair.


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2 comments:

  1. I'm totally with you on Jamberry, Lipsense, Usborne, etc. Every time I get a Facebook message from someone I haven't talked to in years I think, "Here we go... what are you selling?"

    And the Walmart diapers are awesome! I can't bring myself to spend more on more popular brands because the cheap ones work just fine!

    This was so fun to read! Hope you and your family are doing well!

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