I hate the movie A Christmas Story. I think it's stupid. Not stupid-funny, just plain stupid.
Sometimes during nap time when I should be getting things done I read Harry Potter instead.
Never been a huge fan of LuLaRoe, Jamberry, Scentsy, or Usborne Books. (Pretty sure I just offended 92% of all the women I've ever met).
I vacuum only rarely. My vacuum doesn't really work that well, and I'm too cheap/lazy to get a new one. So why vacuum? It accomplishes little.
I would really love to own a Kitchen-aid, but I hold off on asking for one for a big holiday present because I know I'll feel guilt-tripped into making homemade bread.
I think cats are disgusting.
I eat FiberOne granola bars just for the chocolate coating.
I still feel kind of confused every time I put gas in my car. Yeah. I'm 26.
I have a degree in English. I dislike Charles Dickens books. I mean, the ones I've read. Haven't read that many.
I buy Wal-mart generic brand of diapers for my baby.
Sometimes I go on extra grocery shopping trips just for something to do.
I drink Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke but I judge people who drink Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is Satan's soda. Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke are delicious.
When someone gets on the treadmill next to me at the gym I trash talk them in my head. It makes me run farther when I feel like we're competing.
The movies Finding Dory and Tarzan make me cry uncontrollably.
I actually kind of like Clay Matthews' hair.