Saturday, February 3, 2018

Confessions, Round 2 (And Some Profound Questions)

I couldn't find the floss to cut the pumpkin roll I made last week. And I realized the last time I used floss was to cut cinnamon rolls.

I don't know how to use half the settings on my dishwasher. It can't be that hard, but, I mean, what's the point? 

I watch The Magic School Bus with Brynn because I'm seriously entertained by that show. I've decided that Arnold should date Phoebe, D.A. should date Tim, Carlos should date Keesha, and Wanda should end up with Ralphie. I've really spent time thinking about this.

I do not know what Keto is. Seriously. What is Keto?

After years of boycotting Pinterest I am now obsessed. I have 3 followers.

I have never eaten a cake pop. I feel like I should. Are they good? Is it just a ball of cake?

I brush my teeth so vehemently I can ruin a toothbrush in like, three days. So I guess it's okay I don't floss.

I have no interest in watching "This Is Us." Who are all these people? Is there a plot to this show? Is it true someone died because their crockpot exploded?

There is a sign on the Young Adult section room in the library that says "Teens Only" but I sneak in there sometimes anyway.

I yelled at Greg during our Half Marathon because he said "You got this babe." In my defense it was mile 12.


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He forgave me. But he also beat me by 26 seconds so...have I forgiven him?











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